11 reasons why West should outsource Christmas to India Though lighthearted, it does its research seriously and gives important insights.For instance, when it first started, goods were more expensive, but now services have become more expensive.This year, the cpi made news when, for the first time, the true cost of christmas(Cumulative cost of all items through all their repetitions), exceed USD 100, 000. But, what if it were outsourced to india?Here s what we got.True cost of christmas Formal Evening Dresses in india: (1 partridge+1 pear tree x 12 days)+(2 turtle doves x 11 days)Etc.= Rs.725, 740(About usd 14, 015.83).A saving of 85.9%. Selling partridges in india is illegal.We suggest a quail, for rs.150.With a small potted pear tree(Rs 200), that comes to Rs 350 a set, half the US cost. Two turtle doves Turtle doves aren t indigenous to india.May we recommend pretty white pigeons instead?A pair would set you back about rs.1, 000. Three french hens The french didn t stay long enough to impact poultry.Except in pondicherry.We figure hens there have enough of a french accent.Cost:Rs 450. Four collie birds Once more, not indian.But could we interest you in some fine koels?Price:Rs 8, 000.If view more you still insist, we assure you the koel has a very fine voice indeed. Five golden rings For five wedding bands, with about four grammes of gold each, and with a good deal on the making costs from our family jeweller, we would charge rs 56, 630. Six geese Geese aren t too easily available in india.But we know a guy who knows a guy, and can get them at rs 1, 500 each. Seven swans Cheap Bridesmaid Dresses The pnc index puts swans as the costliest on the list.Here, it s worse.It starts at rs 125, 000.Each.Source swans locally.We can provide the wading pools. Our closest equivalent to lords sit in our rajya sabha.30, 000 an hour.But if the musicians in our wedding processions work for you, its rs 5, 000 an hour.

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