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January 09, 2014

Tiffany 2014 decide to renew sludge like one tree

An evening with mustn't An evening with mustn't-See tvwelcome back to hip clicks!I'm now updating this column throughout the day, so keep checking back for new musings. (He likes my bloody valentine and robert mitchum?We're made for each other! )His movie is still playing at two theaters here, so maybe i'll see that instead of the dreamers.Speaking of little people, i think it's a shame that the kid from simon birch hasn't acted since1998.I wonder what he's up to now.And next week'sw ep features john tiffany uk:http://www.getoutofthemud.com/ cleese, minnie driver and eileen brennan in guest roles.Good golly.I read vanity fair during will grace, which didn't contain nearly enough scenes with tracey ullman and did a terrible job of hiding debra messing's very-Preggers belly.And since i've decided i only care about the last 15 minutes of the apprentice i'm still perfecting my"You're fired! "Hand movement i made a phone call during the first half.And then i took a bath during the first part of er, which i think was the right choice, since what i saw was more boring than a sack of wet oats.Then i crawled into bed and finished a fantastic book, so at least the day had a decent ending.19: Too much bidding:Good lOrd, i feel like every stOry i've read today has involved some sOrt of auction.First i hear that the journals used in celebrity mole:Yucatan are going on ebay. (Really, a book signed by fOrmer mtv vj ananda lewis?How could you not get excited about that? )Then there's a stOry about a couple from the bachelOr hocking their engagement ring.Not to mention all those stOries about the 867-5309"Jenny"Auctions.What is it about our fascination with giving things to the highest bidder?Somewhere i've got a book signed by"Goober"From the andy griffith show.Wonder if that could get me enough cash fOr a haircut.Song titles include muzzle of bees and hell is chrome i can't wait! .Was weird, just wait 'til you see the shins perfOrming on gilmOre girls.Outkast is filming an hbo movie.Big star is recOrding another album(Their last was way back in 197 .And it looks like i've gotta start finding a cheap flight to idaho if i want to see the pixies reunion.Dang.The mtv show follows musician dave navarro and something-Or-Other carmen electra as they prepare for their rock 'n' roll nuptials.For some reason, dave's preparation involved a high colonic, a woman rubbing his scalp and a yoga instructor punching his feet.Carmen's consisted of a crackling trip to the chiropractor.Needless to say, i did not sleep well.18: Presidential fitness:I just spent way too much time here.That's a mighty impressive downward-Facing dog, you know.And look at that headstand!It almost makes me want to enroll in a class of my own.Or at least do a little of this.On a more serious note, though, i did find it interesting that the wig-Tossing women featured in the ep are real-Life cancer survivors.Today's latest sex news:A big-Screen movie is in the works. (She died sunday. )Instead, i was greeted by a woman named maggie ross who wears button-Down shirts and likes to give dish-Cleaning tips.The whole series comes out on dvd april 6!And it's $20 cheaper if you buy it on amazon!I'm really not trying to get too excited here(I mean, it's not even noon), but this site says the box set will have 29 audio commentaries,"Over 60 deleted scenes," cast auditions andA big ol' booklet.Pinch me.I'm in geeks heaven.Alas, i found myself flipping between the round-Two contestants and gilmore girls last night.And boy, were they awful. (The contestants, not the girls, of course. )Every last one of 'em sounded like a possum in pain.My favorite, the suspender-Loving brie, mumbled a cheesy norah jones ballad.Two kids impersonated brian mcknight.I think someone may have sung the perfect strangers theme song.It was just the worst hour of tv i've seen in a long time.17: No angel:Well, i'm not exactly happy about the wb's decision to put a stake in angel.And i'm going to be even more steamed if they Tiffany 2014 decide to renew sludge like one tree hill and the surreal life.Et Every picture tells a story oes the new promotional photo for the sopranos reveal what might happen next season?The elaborate photograph depicts the cast surrounding a rowboat on the jersey shore.Whacked characters, like ralph and big pussy, are sprawled in the dirt.A storm looms on the left(Near paulie and silvio);The sun appears to be rising between tony soprano and dr.Melfi on the right.Take a look for yourself a similar pic was released before the previous season's premiere, and it ended up being pretty symbolic.Et Hung up on hung:If you didn't see william hung on ellen this morning, you missed the experience of a lifetime.In the past week, hung, who wailed she bangs during the american idol tryouts, has become the biggest internet celebrity since ellen feiss.His appearance has inspired at least three different fan web sites, song remixes, sell at a discount t-Shirts, an snl parody and an invitation to appear on an upcoming american idol special.On ellen, he not only did four solo numbers;He performed elton john's rocket man with the host.I think i'm in love.Et My monday night:Ok, first things first.Who aside from me, will admit to watching the littlest groom last night?The show turned out to be more disturbing than entertaining;For one thing, i can't figure out why they'd stick so many little people in a house with hundreds of steps.And, also to my surprise, i do believe the littlest groom could drink me under the table.Here's a recent interview i found with the groom, and here's what the new york post had to say about last night's ep(Thank goodness it's only a two-Part show).Et Monday, feb.16: Trailer trash(And some treasures):I celebrated v-Day weekend by catching up on several recent movies, which means i also got to see dozens of trailers,"Find the coca-Cola"Slides and loews theater promotions with charlize theron.Based on the previews,Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind and goodbye, lenin!Look like must-Sees(And i love sunshine's malkovich-Esque web site).Kevin smith's jersey girl, however, could be 2004's gigli.I haven't heard an audience laugh so loudly at a trailer since, er, honey.Et Tori, tori, tori:You know it's a slow news day when the hottest thing on the internet is tori spelling's wedding registry.While it remains uncertain whether she'll snag the $160 rollerball pen and the $2, 800 menorah from tiffany, tor can count on a brand new flexible spatula, purchsed by this newspaper columnist(And no, it's not me).In case you were wondering who was goofy enough to sit through round one of fox's great american spelling bee, look no further.Two things we can take from the show:One, vincent pastore(From the sopranos)Really shouldn't have signed on.It was just embarrassing.And two, what the heck is going on with corbin bernsen?I mean, he used to be a decent actor, but now he's competing with coolio for some sort of reality-Show record. Love and marriage:As a promotional stunt for courtney love's new album, some radio stations are participating in a contest where the"Winners"Will receive"A marriage ceremony performed by courtney love. "Because, of course, nothing says"Long, stable, lifetime commitment"Like our courtney.